2. You can pick up any type of food using just your chopsticks... even peanuts.
3. The footprints on the toilet seat are your own.
4. You wear the same shirt for 3 days in a row without washing it.
5. You no longer wait in line, but go immediately to the head of the queue.
6. You stop at the top or bottom of an escalator to plan your day.
7. It becomes exciting to see if you can get on the elevator before anyone can get off.
8. You park your bicycle sideways across the sidewalk to impede any walking traffic.
9. It doesn't surprise you that the only decision made at a meeting is the time and place for the next one.
10. You like to stand and retrieve your carry on luggage while the plane is on final approach.
11. You can shake your hands almost perfectly dry before wiping them on your pants.
12. You regard traffic signals, stop signs, and copy watch peddlers with equal disdain.
13. It doesn't bother you any more that people pick their nose and examine the treasure they found before flicking it across the restaurant floor.
14. You go out in public in your pajamas.
15. You have developed an uncontrollable urge to follow people carrying small flags.
16. Taking 6 pieces of carry on luggage on an airplane is no problem.
17. You run the air conditioning in your home with the doors and windows open.
18. You blow your nose or spit on the restaurant floor (of course after making a loud horking noise).
19. You look over people's shoulder to see what they are reading.
20. You throw your trash out the window of your house, your car or bus you are on.
21. You would rather SMS someone than actually meet to talk 'face to face'.
22. You honk your horn at people because they are in your way as you drive down the sidewalk
23. You regularly fumble for five minutes to find 5 jiao despite 10 people waiting in line behind you
24. You have a pinky fingernail an inch long.
25. You forget that the other person needs to finish speaking before you can start.
26. You burp and fart in any situation and don't care.
27. You like to spend 10 minutes at the ATM just to see all the options even if there are 20 people in line.
28. You cross the road without looking or caring if the light is red or green.
29. When having conversations with your friends you start leaving unnecessary words or letters out of sentences and end up talking like an imbecile.
30. Your eating manners in restaurants are now totally shot. Elbows on tables and spitting food out onto your plate is now seen as being dead classy.
31. When you turn the volume on the television in the restaurant up so high that you cannot hear what the person across the table from you is saying.
32. Small children defecting and urinating in public doesn't bother you any more.
33. You eat your food with your mouth open and make load smacking noises.
34. You like to stare into other people's shopping carts to see what they eat.
35. You are not surprised when three men with a ladder show up to change a light bulb.
36. You can tell a good tasting watermelon from a bad one simply by tapping it with the palm of your hand.
37. You talk on your cell phone while sitting on the toilet.
38. You think all trucks should be painted blue.
39. You understand all the above listed references.
1 comment:
i have never been to China...but i must say that all of these make sense to me having grown up in Vancouver, Canada =)
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